And a very old joke from Brad Templeton's rec.humor.funny popped into my head when I heard a similar statistic on the news:
Every 30 seconds in this country a woman gives birth. We must find that woman and stop her!
After breakfast, vacuumed the rug with the new Bissel, and was able to smooth out the lumps and waves caused by the sofa. Wheeled the sofa back in…
Spook joined me for a minute or two just as I was getting out of bed, I was already late from playing on the tablet and listening to the Monday…
Spook only joined me for a couple of minutes this morning, she decided to camp out in the dark of the bedroom closet. The usual breakfast, kinda…