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For the Birthers

Now that I am a write-in candidate for President, it's obligatory that I publish my birth certificate. Here they are. Back in 1950, copiers gave an inverted (white on black) image, so I have included the originals as well as copies which were re-inverted for better readability. Had these been 10 years later, they would be black on white.

First the one issued at the time of my birth:


Inverted for your viewing pleasure:



Next, one re-issued in 1974 for my Peace Corps application. One of these was stapled inside my passport:



And finally, that one inverted:


There you have it. Born in the USA and more than 35 years old, certified by the NYC health department. eel free to write my name in as your choice for President.
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