Budweiser accused of watering their beer. How can anyone tell?
Sleep Train mattress company. WTF does a train have to do with sleeping?
Brigadoon - there's a death scene. Call it Brigamortis.
Everyone is blaming Seth McFarlane for the inane sexist theme of the Oscars. But he didn't write that stuff, he only presented it. Of course if he had any integrity he would have refused to present it. OTOH actors are often required to say things on stage they would not say IRL. And he sings beautifully. He would be great in The Book of Mormon.
I liked the Lincoln joke. Funniest method acting joke in ages. Much less offensive than Abe Lincoln: Vampire Slayer.