- Tue, 12:30: RT @TheOnion: 3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot http://t.co/DIXDrtAKaO http://t.co/XD5iGiQTF9
- Tue, 12:52: RT @TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://t.co/hUbnucT7ps http://t.co/o4wrqQKcSf
My tweets
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8/3/21
Ensure for breakfast - my last bottle. The plan is to make smoothies from now on. I ran the cutting board (plastic) and blender washables through…
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An attempt at brevity
Delivered: a wi-fi enabled table fan A dozen filters for the cats' water fountain a replacement for the access panel on the side of the house…
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Short because nothing happened
Tried SlimFast for breakfast but it tastes like chalk so now it's in the trash bin. Wanted to pour them out and recycle the botles but they seal each…
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