Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
Mister Eclectic
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Meme - because I'm feeling obnoxious

Yanked from cinchntouch's shorts:

1. What does your Livejournal name mean?
WYSIWYG

2. Elaborate on your default icon?
Me in a jacket I bought in northern Thailand, the first pic I took of myself after I stopped coloring my hair.

3. Make up a question.
Why?

4. What's your current relationship status? 
Horney

5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
Nothing

6. What is your current problem?
What, me worry?

7. What do you love most? 
Sex

8. What makes you most happy? 
Being loved and admired. If I were rich, that would make me happy too.

9. Are you musically inclined?
Yes, and I'm musical when I'm standing up straight too.

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
My underwear.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A  monkey

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Not even close.

13. Name an obvious quality you have.
I'm fat and bald (there, two qualities for the price of one)

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough -- Patty Smyth


15. Who did you cut and paste this from? 
</a>16. Name someone with the same birthday as you. 
Ed Asner 

17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
yes. And someone's public property. And maybe even someone's pubic property.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes

19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Often

20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 
That little gold ring. Then if there isn't one, I notice her butt, legs, hips and waist. Usually in that order.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks? 
Chai Latte or hazenut mocha 

22. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yup. Been compared to Orson Welles, Peter Ustinov and Rod Steiger.

23. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Rarely

24. Did you have braces?
Never

25. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah, but a couple of inches taller would nab me more chicks.

26. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Took an AIDS test with me, and went together to get the results. Then banged each other senseless

27. Do you speak any other languages?
Yup

28. Do you have a crush on someone on LJ?
Crush? No, but there is someone I wouldn't mind waking up next to for the rest of our lives.
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