|Your Birthdate: mumble mumble|
With a birthday on the (mumble)th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and your neighbor's daughter. We won't talk about the goat.
Birthdate (mumble) provides the sort of energy that makes you an excellent longshoreman or teacher.
You are very responsible and capable, or not.
This is an attractive and an attracting influence. Okay, we're just joking.
You like harmony in your environment and strive to maintain it at least once a decade, whether it needs it or not. The rest of the time you foment chaos.
You tend to learn by
You may like to cook, but you don't follow recipes. Learning to read could help fix this. Or not.
This number shows artistic leanings, so go outside and spray paint your name on that really tall, dangerous water tower.
You're a very generous and giving person, except when no one is looking. Most people know you are mean and stubborn anyways.