Jim Guigli wrote that purple prose. It won him this year's Bulwer-Lytton Prize.
I read the winners every year, but this is the first one which made me snort out loud. Good work, Jim!
After breakfast I hopped in the car, took Tropicana to Durante to Flamingo and turned on Stephanie instead of going straight. Ended up back on…
The internet died around 12:30 am, livingroom lights were stuck on, bedroom lights off. Used bathroom lights which are not internetted. Cox chat…
Uneventful night except the newly laundered space theme comforter is on the bed and the thin orange blanket is on the floor - Spook slept next to it…