Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
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A Different Kind of Resume

Been toying with the idea of a girlfriend resume. Maybe I'll start it as a meme, with the most recent 3 entries.
Something along these lines:

Dates
Name
Location
Description
Reason for leaving

So for example:

Dates: Fall-Winter 1971
Name: Carol
Location: University of Washington
Decription: Tall, sturdily-built blonde. Commodore of UW Yacht club. 20 years old.
Reason for Leaving: She dumped me over an argument about whether it was wise to push the boat away from the dock when all the sheets were frozen.
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