Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
Mister Eclectic
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Losing

I was thinking I need to lose weight.
Then I thought how that's about the same as saying how I needed to gain height, which is patently ridiculous.
And I followed that by noting I might be more attractive if I could lose eye roundness, or gain skin blackness, or somehow reduce the girth of my penis.

Because one's weight is primarily a function of one's genes

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