Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
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Spam subject lines have been getting bizarre. Here's what I've found in my spam catcher this week:

Ads for penny stocks:

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And fetish do sapphire

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The exhale as pregnant

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Online Pharmacies:

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Re(2): assist Lubbock dentistry

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Viagra:

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