Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
Mister Eclectic

Funnier Than Ewe May Think

targeter pointed to this guy's "re-imaged" romance novel covers, which are a hoot. But there's a lot more fun stuff than that. Start with This Page and when you think that's about all the humor you can take in one sitting, go This one and be amazed.

Obligatory bad joke of the day, thanks to co-worker and some time lunch pal Logan:

Q. What's the diff between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

A. A Rolling stone says "Hey, you, get offa my cloud"
A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!"

It's tired and I'm getting late.

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