Three+ hours till my dinner "date". I may go to the casino, but till then, a meme gakked from iamradar
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
Nah, I've just put on some weight is all.
2. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
August 2005, returning from England
3. What did the last text message you sent say?
Where is she?
4. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Eyes & ass
5. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Sell some stuff on eBay which has been sitting around for months
6. Shoe size?
7. Been to Mexico?
Yup, both coasts
8. When is the last time you had a massage?
9. What was the last TV show you watched?
Some college football championship game
10. What are your plans for the weekend?
Taking a mini-vacation in Lincoln, CA and hopefully hoking up with a Thai waitress I met there last month
11. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
I would play her the Beatles tune I Will
12. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A Trader Joe's paper bag and a knapsack with a book, a book holder and a pair of glasses.
13. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Better still, what will I be doing at 8 am this evening? :-) [department of redundancy department]Getting out of bed.
14. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
15. Have you ever been to a strip club?
16. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Chocolate chip mint
17. What is the last sporting event you watched?
18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
My nephew, about 3 years ago. MySpace is for the functionally illigitimate.
19. Ever go camping?
20. Who did you last call?
21. Where is your mom right now?
22. What color is your watch?
Black & silver
23. Last incoming phone call?
24. Are you allergic to anything?
25. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Outdoors: New Balance velcro closing Indoors: Birkenstocks
26. What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
Recently? Not a damned thing.
27. Do you own an iPod?
Not on your life.I do own a Sony NW-E507.
28. Do any of your friends have children?
29. What do you do at work?
30. When was your last kiss?
31. How did you get one of your scars?
My older sister threw a table knife at me. Hit me in the eyebrow. She has a matching scar from me.
32. What is/was your mom's name?
33. Are you ticklish?
34. Ever cried for no reason?
Nope. There's always a reason, whether I know what it is at the time or not.
35. Ever broken a bone?
36. Do you have any piercings?
No. Not even my voice.
37. Have you ever changed clothes while driving?
Nothing more than taking off a jacket..
38. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Yup. And if cats count, yup squared.
39. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
The Chinese version of a Big Mac. I rarely go there.
40. Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
41. What is your favorite color to wear?
1. Cobalt blue. 2. Bright orange
42. What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
SF to Bangkok.
43. What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
New York to New Mexico.
44. What are your turn-offs?
Tobacco, mixed signals
45. What was your 1st alcoholic beverage?
Not counting wine at my Bris when I was a week old, it was probably Southern Comfort of Schlivovitz or Wishniak (my parents' medicinal collection)
46. What was your last alcoholic beverage?
Rum and Creme de Menthe on the rocks
47. What are you craving right now?
A naked woman.
48. Last time you partied till sunrise?
49. Most beers you've ever consumed in one night?
50. Last drug you did?
Other than alcohol, none. Unless you count being in the same room with pot, which would have been 1980-something.