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Quotes from Musicals
Following are 15 quotes from musicals (G&S, Hollywood, Broadway and popular off-Broadway). Without using any kind of search engine, identify the musical. Extra points for naming the character who says the line, and if it's from a song, naming the song. All of these are available on CD or DVD.

1. Facts are the enemy of Truth
Man of La Mancha, Don Quixote line (dialog)

2. This is ridiculous, what am I doing here? I'm in the wrong story! gil_liant: "Into The Woods", the Baker's Wife, 'Anything Can Happen In The Woods'

3. The price, gentlemen, depends on the quality of the rape.
The Fantastiks, intro to the song Rape

4. Hey! I got a social disease! cinchntouch: West Side Story - Officer Krupke

5. The only thing constant is change.
Jekyll & Hyde, The Musical,  Dr. J in Board of Directors

6. Never be too disturbed if you don't understand what a woman is thinking - they don't do it very often.
Camelot, King Arthur in monologue break during How To Handle A Woman

7. A: Why is [deleted character name] beating his head against a tree? B: To loosen the bark, so the tree will grow faster. gil_liant: "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown", A=Linus, B=Lucy, [deleted character name]=Charlie Brown

8. A: Are you saying you know who I am, and it doesn't matter? B: I'm saying I don't know who you are, and it doesn't matter
Weird Romance/The Girl Who Was Plugged In, dialog in Eyes That Never Lie

9. When a cutthroat's finished jumping on his mother, how he loves to lie a-basking in the sun gil_liant: "The Pirates of Penzance", the Police Sergeant, 'A Policeman's Life Is Not A Happy One'

10. But it's Summer, and we're running out of ice.
Oklahoma, Poor Jud is Dead

11. Two millionaires with a dream are we, we're keeping romance alive
Sound of Music (Broadway version, cut from the film) How Can Love Survive

12. Child, If I had two dollars I would retire and never do a lick of work again
Kiss Me Kate, dialog

13. If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borry mine targeter: Anything Goes. Quack quack quack. cinchntouch: Friendship

14. You've got to be taught to be afraid / Of people whose eyes are oddly made, / And people whose skin is a diff'rent shade, / You've got to be carefully taught. cinchntouch: South Pacific

15. Solo for the President!
Annie, President Roosevelt in Tomorrow (reprise)

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