Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
Mister Eclectic

Jedi Joke de Jour

Subject: Nasty attack
From: lkseitz@hiwaay.net (Lee K. Seitz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

Hasbro recently released the first wave of Star Wars toys based on the
upcoming movie. Each has large lettering on one side describing
something about the toy or character. Most say something like,
"Lightsaber Attack," "Wookie Rage," "Jedi Kick," or "Firing
Arm-Blaster." One group, however, has the most insidious attack of
all. They're labeled "Republic Senator."

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