I share their pain.
But the part of me that lives in a parallel universe had a tangentially related WTF:
Why do people applaud after a movie?
Nobody who has anything to do with the movie can hear you.* Save it for live theater.
I have the same WTF for people who are introduced on a TV show or maybe an awards event, and they applaud for themselves. Sheep.
*Yes, it's fine to applaud at the end of a movie if it's a premiere or preview or you otherwise know someone in the cast or crew was in the audience.