The day of his election, I made a couple of jokes about the Pope, and now one of the guys at work expects a new Pope joke from me every day.
Today's was about the new programming language they've using at the Vatican: Papa C
Tomorrow's will be:
Q: What do you get when you cross the Pope with a pit bull?
A1: A kinder, gentler Pope
A2: A grateful Pope
A3: An angry pit bull
For some reason I can't fathom, his favorite all-time Pope joke is this:
Two Popes walk into a bar...