Mister Eclectic (howeird) wrote,
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Pope Jokes

The day of his election, I made a couple of jokes about the Pope, and now one of the guys at work expects a new Pope joke from me every day.

Today's was about the new programming language they've using at the Vatican: Papa C
Tomorrow's will be:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Pope with a pit bull?
A1: A kinder, gentler Pope
A2: A grateful Pope
A3: An angry pit bull

For some reason I can't fathom, his favorite all-time Pope joke is this:

Two Popes walk into a bar...

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